Unexplained paradoxes!

A few days back , I had to go to this place called 'piccadelhi' which happens to be at some distance from the place where I live. I had to reach this place by 3 , so I had timed my departure in such a way that I could be there well ahead of time.

Now , I had the divine privelege to be accompanied by this friend of mine (read pretty woman)

There are a few things which I would want to bring to everyone's notice.

( read - lessons which me learned the not so easy way during the course of the journey)



lesson no 1 - women always tend to walk slow.

I am yet to unravel the mysteries of nature, so I have accepted it at face value.

The person in contention had this uncanny nack of covering 1.45345 mm every 3 seconds. I had no option but to walk at the same 'pace'.

lesson no 2 - women just love their mobiles.

'her highness' was always on the phone throughout the journey (read sleek nokia cell).

Yours truly had this dinosaur zamane ka 'nokia 3310' which he was very reluctant to expose in broad daylight. The situation wasn't helped by the fact that her walkin pace (read walkin slow) was extraordinarily,fantastically and absolutely slow.

her 'pace' was so slow that even liverpool could have won the premier league before she reached the destination.

lesson 3 - never get lost while with a woman.

At the rate at which we were walkin (read - she was walkin) , by the time we reached the venue , maria sharapova would have turned 40.

yours truly tried explaining to 'her highness' about the paucity of time. we reached the metro station and took the escalator towards exit.

In the crowd , by the time I had taken the escalator , she was nowhere to be seen. soon , me found myself lost (I believe she had increased her speed in such a manner which would have made even sputnik proud)

lesson 4 - Never annoy a woman

now , yours truly was truly lost. when contacted , this friend of mine tried explaining to me the directions so that we could catch up (but to no avail)

As I found out in due time , when women get annoyed , you would have a lot of 'get lost' and 'shut up' coming your way.

(you would also have a lot of other words which would come your way. I wont elaborate)

finally she had to come back again to the 'tentative' place at which me thought we got lost. (at that point of time , I was smart enough to understand not to have any eye contact whatsoever)

we made our way out of the metro station.

finally , the impossible was achieved and we managed to reach picadelhi. (Pheeew!)

moral - There are some paradoxes which are yet to be explained.

ps - leontief , over to you!